{"product_id":"suspect-mum-snack-b-tch-tee-hilarious-honest-muma-life-shirt","title":"“Suspect Mum” Snack B*tch Tee – Hilarious \u0026 Honest Muma Life Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShe says she’s in charge… but the toddler holding a half-eaten Rice Cake knows better.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the muma who runs the house — or so she thinks — this tee brings brutal (and hilarious) honesty in bold, graffiti-inspired style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFeaturing the laugh-out-loud quote:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Suspect: Claims she's in charge\u003cbr\u003eBut is actually just the snack b*tch to a toddler\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIt’s the perfect fit for mums knee-deep in half-open raisins, crushed crisps, and endless snack negotiations. If your day revolves around mini yoghurts and rice crackers, this tee gets you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e👕\u003c\/span\u003e Product Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: 100% ringspun cotton – soft and breathable for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFit\u003c\/b\u003e: Gildan SoftStyle® Ladies Fitted Tee – designed with a tapered silhouette for a flattering, feminine look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSizes Available\u003c\/b\u003e:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"circle\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eS (UK 8–10)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eM (UK 10–12)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eL (UK 12–14)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eXL (UK 14–16)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e2XL (UK 18–20)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e(Runs slightly fitted — size up for a more relaxed fit)\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Vibrant pink graffiti-style “SUSPECT” text with cheeky toddler-truth quote below\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint Type\u003c\/b\u003e: DTG (Direct to Garment) – for long-lasting vibrancy and comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"circle\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003eMachine wash cold (30°C), inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003eDo not tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003eIron inside out if necessary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\"\u003eDo not bleach or dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEco-Friendly\u003c\/b\u003e: Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eComfort\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight enough to chase toddlers in, strong enough to survive snack stains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🎯\u003c\/span\u003e Perfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eMums who’ve surrendered snack control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eThe snack-serving warriors of toddler life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eGifting to your fellow muma-friends who need a laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003eAnyone ready to proudly wear their snack servitude badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou may not be the boss of the house… but you are the snack queen. 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